Cowboy Ron Williams Quotes

It's just Smoky Hoss and me. We seem to be the only cowboys left. Saddle up and meet me at the north pasture, Smoky. This website has mostly died. Let's ride off and find us a better one.

Looked up the word 'geezer' in the dictionary. They had my picture in there!

It takes a lot of balls to enjoy a feast of Rocky Mountain oysters.

Bad breath is better than no breath at all.

My hair is starting to get thin, but who wants fat hair, anyway?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps EVERYBODY away!

I may not always walk a straight and narrow line, but I try to cross it as often as possible!

The older and skinnier I get, the more I appreciate global warming!

Just so that everyone is clear, I'm going to put on my glasses.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. (Will Rogers)