Coat Twindle Biography

She thinks she is cool
but she is not
she thinks she has swag
but she doesn't
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Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
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I love my bunny
He is fluffy
I love my bunny
He is a good bunny
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A bear, however hard he tries,
Grows tubby without exercise.
Our Teddy Bear is short and fat,
Which is not to be wondered at;
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