Bri Edwards Christmas Poems

What Bri Edwards Wants....For Christmas....And Beyond
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At Christmas time I have NO tree.
NO colored lights are lit by me.
But, when mailbox I open,
I’m especially hopin’.......
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Once more Bri and his bride are going away,
and I'll probably have less time, on PH, to play,
to visit with PH friends, and ogle* the PH chicks**,
and be up to more "Old Bri" PoemHunter-tricks.
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I don't believe anymore, ....... it's true;
I mean in Santa, but... I believe in YOU.
Your cute PH photo DOES say it all:
with electronics, you have..... had a ball.
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Last night I swear I left the chimney flue open,
and ALL night long, for gifts, I SO MUCH was hopin'!
But each time I got up to the bathroom to pee...
I found not a single wrapped gift...about the tree!
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In a song (60-some years ago) a 'child', for 2 front teeth, asked.
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On last Christmas Eve, to a home with NO cat,
came an unwelcome visitor ……, a rat.
Jake was the wood rat's name.
From nearby woods he came.
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X-mas will be OK if I've cereal & a bit of bread.
Yes, I'll have 'hot chocolate' and I'll eat "my fill".
Our reindeer will eat as well. [[ Our overhead! ! ]]
Each North Pole mail-day brings yet another bill!
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X-mas will be OK if I've cereal & a bit of bread.
Yes, I'll have 'hot chocolate' and I'll eat "my fill".
Our reindeer will eat as well. [[ Our overhead! ! ]]
Each North Pole mail-day brings yet another bill!
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