Channel Sanderson Biography

I saw the dirt, I felt the wet, I know of which I speak.
A pit so dark, so dark and damp and ever was it deep.

Till once a man with rope in hand aspired to set me free.
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I just don't know what causes it, perhaps it's in my jeans.
but when I shop for my new toy, I'm drawn to great big screens.

Now lots of RAM and Megahertz is what I'd always planned
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