Bri Edwards Cat Poems

1.
Big Fat Cat Without A Hat .....[humor; Cats]

Outside my window a big cat sat,
a big, FAT, cat without any hat.
Its fur was white and really quite long.
Nights she would serenade me with a song.
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2.
I Have A Treat For A Black Cat .....[humor; Cats]

Black cat why do you run?
I want to have some fun.
Let me pet you.
Let me get you
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Tom cats [adult male cats] often wander at their leisure,
and when they meet a female, they may ‘give in' to ….. their 'pleasure',
……which at times causes increased ….cat populations,
but rarely do the 'dads' ….take care of their creations.
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Vaibhav left a comment in which he used the "oppugnant" word.
Mama commented on that comment, saying he had never heard
…..of such a word, though he'd found one that might be related.
V. retorted to M. that Google dictionary had it; that, he so related.
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What good, Bill, will Harvard do me NOW.?
I'm just another Carolina serf** behind a plow.
Ah, yes, the piggies. Perhaps we need a cow?
Today I'll jump the fence & then 'jump' a SOW! !
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I am ‘grateful' for that which pleases me,
or at least is "for MY good".Do you see?
As for "complaining", I do enough; it is so,
.....because some around me CAUSE, for me, woe.
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I SENT SOME FRIENDS "Big Fat Cat Without A Hat ….Gets Hooked".
It's a sequel to "Big Fat Cat Without A Hat", in case you've not looked.
One dear and ‘old' friend, Carmen, replied: "What happened next? "
HERE is ‘what happened next'! I hope it does not make YOU vexed!
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In Winter, for mice, I’m a cheater.
I use no traps; I use a cat. Traps can’t beat her.

As Spring is on the way,
when the ants come to play,
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THE BARNYARD CAT


What good, Bill, will Harvard do me NOW.?
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Poor Tom! But think of it this way:
Purry may have died on this day,
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Cooped up with bad back,
some freedom I do lack.
Careful is what I must be.
That's what 'she' says; you see?
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A little cat, a kitten, was lying in the road.
It wasn’t napping, mind you. It was dead and cold.
I threw it off.... to the roadside.
The little cat I did NOT hide.
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