I have a little red car,
that fits five quite comfortably,
but members of my family
when shopping think I drive a lorry.
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Every morning I have to drive towards the sun
just as the sun is about to rise.
You pull down the car sun visor,
but it is always too short
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You pull into a car park
and they spring out of nowhere.
“Do you want your car washed
while you’re doing your shopping?
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Four wheels to take you anywhere.
Upon it you bestow loving care.
But woe be tide,
if anything goes wrong.
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I went to a party
just the other night.
The meal was atrocious
and a bad time was had.
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