Bryony Sheldon Quotes

There's a reason why God makes us suffer: People do more praying in hospitals than they do in churches.

You don't get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you.

A transfusion from me would kill the faint of heart.

Much like a mosquito that has landed on a woman named Jasmine, I am a sucker for jazz.

Much like a mosquito that has landed on a man from Mississippi that is in debt, heartbroken, orphaned and most likely black, I am a sucker for the blues.

Much like a mosquito that has landed on a VW hatchback, I am a sucker for golf.

Much like a mosquito that has landed on a lightbulb, I am a sucker for enlightenment.

Much like a mosquito that has landed on an anvil, I am a sucker for heavy metal.

Much like a mosquito, we'd all be flying if Isaac Newton never invented gravity.

Stay tight as fuck