Bobert Smithsonian III Biography

Hello, my name is Bobert Smithsonian III. I am married to my wife and we have three children: Bobert IV, Sandra, and Soula. My wife's name is Tippi. We have a pet chicken named Johnathan that lays his own eggs and we eat his eggs everyday for breakfast. They are delicious. We would kill and eat Johnathan for Thanksgiving, but we don't celebrate Thanksgiving because it is against our placid way of being. Instead, we eat turkey for Thaksgiving. I think this is a great tradition and more people should practice it.