April Humason Biography

Hidden cameras
Forbidden scenes
Action
I'm the main attraction
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I use to wear a shamrock on Saint Patricks day until I became his prey. The leprechaun sold all my pot of gold and left me with only a coin. Now I can't be a host and give you a toast of happiness since he drunk all my beer. He's the savage that ate all my cabbage.
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I'm the chick
Who took this pic
With just a simple click
I post it really quick
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You provided me a home and for that I stipulate that you are my dad. You took the time to teach me and for that I give you my respect. You spread joy in my life and for that I suppress all of our wonderful memories. You encourage me and for that I deter from humiliation our family name. You concealed me from danger and for that I showed you honor. You allow me into your heart and for that I protest against anyone who saids your not the best dad in the world.
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Boy this is whatcha you wanted
So Change
Is what I did for you
And Change
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