Alan Ingres

Lolita, you're so cute!
I'm glad to hear you play the flute.
One more song, my lovely bird,
And let my weary soul be stirred.
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Fay walks down the street,
She's like a cop on her beat.
Looking for her today's game,
Everybody runs and remains only a lame.
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Kate O Brandford
Swings her favorite sword.
Nobody can talk to her
Till she drinks all her beer.
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Pretty Betty, my silly cousin.
She breaks into pieces plates a dozen.
Her dad is mad, her mom is sad,
But she doesn't feel herself bad.
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Judy the joy-maker
Got a basket and go to baker.
Stackin' baguettes on the tray,
She tries to make a tower this way.
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Annie, you're my sunshine.
But you treat me ugly swine.
My love's sparkling like a pearl,
You threw it away, you're like an Earl.
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Nobody knows the hobby that Sue Brown's.
She delivers apple tarts all around the towns.
Ev'rybody munches 'em with stuffin',
Deep down thinkin' it'd been better muffin.
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Sweet Jane's gorgeous blonde hair,
That flow and glow in the morning air.
Once you see her even at a glance,
you must follow her all the way to France.
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Sayuri is a princess of the East Island.
She's proud of her own rock band.
Every night she sings happy songs.
Their lyrics are all about flappy tongs.
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Amy Allen Anderson
Drunk Red wine of one gallon.
The girl's spinning, the world's swirling,
Too much alcohol's not good, she's learning.
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Daisy Dandee dreams daydream daily.
Strange strawberries stream like strings.
Her lovely lips loosen lazy.
We wonder when she'll wander hazy.
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Ruby Brown got blued for blackmailing.
She ran to Greenland by sailing.
At last a white knight came and she found,
Who's riding Pink Elephant with a cute greyhound.
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Please send Cindy some white cyclamen,
Otherwise, she'll be hounded by policemen.
What the hell did she do?
At the parliament she shouted cock-a-doodle-doo!
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Nancy Blossom lookin' for the Blue Bird
For some big money and tasty lard
Zephyr told her where she's to go
And in return he asked for a jolly Lunatic show!
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Juliet is waiting at veranda tonight,
For she's tired of video game's fight.
Her boy's wandering all alone
Maybe he's lost his hi-tech smartphone.
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Have you seen the girl named Rina?
She's from a small town in China.
Her skin's shiny white like a china,
She walks with grace like a ballerina.
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Sara is a sassy and classy cat.
Around the town she's chased by men like a rat.
Right away you'd better rescue her,
And you'll get her love forever.
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I saw a girl, whose name is Mabel.
She's addicted to her Hersheys and Campbell.
Some says she's like the ancient goddess Dido.
We worship her as dearly as Nintendo.
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Kate wants to ride a space rocket,
So she always has a lucky charm in her pocket.
Her dreams span the entire blue heaven.
Today The girl's still workin' at 7-Eleven.
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