We wish, you feel at home, cartoon said,
Not in good spirit still, I'm afraid,
Truth twisted, sacrificed,
At cost and steeply priced,
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People thought he had humour and wit,
And he too fully agreed with it.
But humour lacking sense
Wit turning pale from thence,
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Lesser chimps bow down to alpha hunks tail,
A filly doe fawns over horny stags,
Show willing hinds to the dominant male,
Poor is pitted to please podgy pay-bags.
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They that know to laugh, laugh;
They that know not to laugh,
But can make others laugh,
Merrily make them laugh.
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A man laughs when a tad far too aloud,
Well ahead of the approaching punch line,
The joke's when still misty behind a cloud,
His sense of humour's shorn of any shine.
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Unable to stomp him to oblivion,
She stings and hurts the wound is where open,
Yea, humour a revenge is of an ant
Over the might of a thick-skinned giant.
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To funny gags, doggy tales of old mould,
We wax worthy as if of vintage wines,
Comic jokes and yarns nearing their punch lines,
Seem like a see-thru dress though made of gold.
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